Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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