is your mom at the bar?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
