can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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