you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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