Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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