Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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