Do vagina's smell?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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