What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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