Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
