This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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