So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm at about main and main street
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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