quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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