This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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