I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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