Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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