Don't make out with my wife yet
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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