I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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