Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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