is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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