We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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