the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Watching her eat just hurts me
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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