I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
