I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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