i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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