sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Use "feeling words"
Yay
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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