I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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