Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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