i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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