Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Terrible idea I love it
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
tell me about the fingering
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