I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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