Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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