as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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