I hate all girls vehemently.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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