I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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