YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Randomize
