So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she looked like the before picture.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Pooping to opera.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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