Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
