We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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