ugly people sure do ruin things
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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