shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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