But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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