Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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