she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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