I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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