tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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