Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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