My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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