my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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