I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
bring money and cleavage
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
