oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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