So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
