Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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