her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I don't think brook has ever known best
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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