he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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