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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There's always time for handjobs
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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